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    look at this ass who can't park...



    sandwiched my car in.

    the red one's mine, the middle saab's mine, and this ASSMUNCH parked right up against my front bumper... i parked right up against my own car thinking i'd give everyone more space since street parking's been tight this month.. and this is the thanks i get..

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    PWNT!
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    maybe he thought you sandwiched the red car in (which is yours..not knowing its yours) and wanted to be an azzhole to sandwich you in...thinking you did it to the red car to be a jerk? I dunno. Thats city street parking for ya!

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    that blows.

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    break his window and dump in his driver's seat.

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    thank god for assigned parking spots.

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    haha, the cars are kissing

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    call the city - they'll tow/move that car

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    Here's what you do:

    Wait till night (if it's still there)
    In the meantime, freeze a can of CREAM Shaving CREAM... CREAM, not gel
    Cut the can away from the cream
    break his window
    deposit frozen cream in car
    watch the surprise when he has an unbelievable amount of shaving cream streaming
    from every widow of the car when it thaws.
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    do it like 5 cans it blows out windows if they are all closed.

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    he should get towed/ticketed for parking the wrong direction on the street as so it seems in the photo
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    brick

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    Quote Originally Posted by GenXisT
    Here's what you do:

    Wait till night (if it's still there)
    In the meantime, freeze a can of CREAM Shaving CREAM... CREAM, not gel
    Cut the can away from the cream
    break his window
    deposit frozen cream in car
    watch the surprise when he has an unbelievable amount of shaving cream streaming
    from every widow of the car when it thaws.

    hmm.. thats the first time i heard of that. how does it work exactly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GenXisT
    Here's what you do:

    Wait till night (if it's still there)
    In the meantime, freeze a can of CREAM Shaving CREAM... CREAM, not gel
    Cut the can away from the cream
    break his window
    deposit frozen cream in car
    watch the surprise when he has an unbelievable amount of shaving cream streaming
    from every widow of the car when it thaws.
    thats bad ass how do u cun off the top...or do u mean just the button part?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GenXisT
    Here's what you do:

    Wait till night (if it's still there)
    In the meantime, freeze a can of CREAM Shaving CREAM... CREAM, not gel
    Cut the can away from the cream
    break his window
    deposit frozen cream in car
    watch the surprise when he has an unbelievable amount of shaving cream streaming
    from every widow of the car when it thaws.
    this trick also works great putting it in a bosses desk overnite...

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    pretty good parking if you ask me, that is if he didn't hit your car parking.

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    umm i did it by cutting out the bottom and its a frozen cyl. of cream. i did it before. umm it fucking badass though. umm i did it with 5 cans to an asshole that stole shit off my car. it blew out his windows with 5 cans. shits crazy

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    Isn't it illegal to block the walkway to the street as the Saab is? (Varies from town to town but I have seen tickets for parking in the equivalent of where the Saab is.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GenXisT
    Here's what you do:

    Wait till night (if it's still there)
    In the meantime, freeze a can of CREAM Shaving CREAM... CREAM, not gel
    Cut the can away from the cream
    break his window
    deposit frozen cream in car
    watch the surprise when he has an unbelievable amount of shaving cream streaming
    from every widow of the car when it thaws.


    Hmmmm next time i stop by walmart imma pick up a can of shaving cream. i only have the gel kind.

    Should be fun testing it out somewhere....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Becky
    he should get towed/ticketed for parking the wrong direction on the street as so it seems in the photo
    i was gonna say the same, just put a call in to the police that there is a car parked the wrong way on a street and that it is blocking you in.

    if that doesnt work, then i would say to for sure go ahead w/shaving cream idea but take pics before/after!!!!!

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