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When traffic is heavy and your regular route is blocked, GLers find an alternate route that just keeps you MOVING!
Three Prices You Pay Syndrome -
1 - The price you paid for the item.
2 - The price you tell her you paid for the item.
3 - The price you pay when she finds out the price you paid.
Real Mechanical Value of a Task (or the RMV) -
If a guy fixes something on the car in three minutes he can't admit that. He has to time the value of the task and maybe drink a few beers and watch TV in the garage and only then go in the house and say that the job is done.
The Look -
The expression one gets from one's spouse when one does something incredibly moronic. Women are born with a natural ability to give "the look," but men can acquire ability over time.
Make a Move -
When traffic is heavy and your regular route is blocked, GLers find an alternate route that just keeps you MOVING!
Cylinder Index Tasking Priority -
When your wife gives you a TO DO list, those jobs requiring the use of internal combustion engies will receive the highest priority. The more cylinders, the higher the priority.
Common Surface, Savings, and Loan -
Any surface where you find money which you deem to be located on a common surface area. The money collected from these surfaces is added to a GLer's personal coin stash.
The 48-Hour Rule or “You Had Your Chance" -
This rule was established on March 5, 2002 and is as follows: As a reward for a fellow sneaking new and inexpensive cylinders into the Crisis Center and also escaping any female wrath that might accrue from said purchase, the fellow may make up any story he wishes after 48 hours regarding the acquisition. In other words, she gets 48 hours to notice the purchase and complain. If she misses her window, you are home free.
“This old thing,’’ you might say, when, after a week, she finally does notice, “that thing has been here since July.’’
50-50-90 Rule -
If the husband has a 50-50 chance of being right, there's a 90 percent chance he'll be wrong.
Make a Move -
When traffic is heavy and your regular route is blocked, GLers find an alternate route that just keeps you MOVING!
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