Hispanic, Black, AND White people~~~

Mr Tastee · 06-23-2005, 11:06 AM

[10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything..
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
]

GenXisT · 06-23-2005, 11:10 AM

First...

and a MEGA r3p057

haunter · 06-23-2005, 11:14 AM

I think #10 in the first set is misplaced...............
it should be on teh list of things for trash, whethere it be ghetto, white, or hispanic trash

WhiteDevil · 06-23-2005, 11:17 AM

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

that list is bogus, look at all the polacks.

kris · 06-23-2005, 11:28 AM

very very interesting to think about

Jenny · 06-23-2005, 11:49 AM

importcrew · 06-23-2005, 02:16 PM

Most of them are true, but mexicans don't name every daughter Maria.

WhiteDevil · 06-23-2005, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by importcrew

Most of them are true, but mexicans don't name every daughter Maria.

guadalupe work better?

Black959C1 · 06-23-2005, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by racindaelky78

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

that list is bogus, look at all the polacks.

polack day is the best by me. We get on Belmont with atleast 5 cars loaded with American flags and get waves from all the cops.

WhiteDevil · 06-23-2005, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Black959C1

polack day is the best by me. We get on Belmont with atleast 5 cars loaded with American flags and get waves from all the cops.

I just have alot of potato's to shoot at them

**IdleSnake** · 06-24-2005, 07:12 AM

white people, Polish in particular has a mandatory law that they have to have the Polish flag somewhere on their car...either sticker outside, flag hanging etc..

**rummy** · 06-24-2005, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by IdleSnake

white people, Polish in particular has a mandatory law that they have to have the Polish flag somewhere on their car...either sticker outside, flag hanging etc..

Same with Italians.

JoeGT38 · 06-24-2005, 10:45 AM

That shits funny....

WhiteDevil · 06-24-2005, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by rummy

Same with Italians.

No, real italians dont put that shit on their car.

5% italians put that shit on there, its funny, ask em their last name next time you see one.
its usually a english last name.