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07-26-2006, 12:05 PM
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#1 | | BAM! Herpes
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| Redneck Wedding
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07-26-2006, 12:13 PM
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| I got that in an email a few months ago...thought there was more to it.
Still priceless.
Introducing the wedding party:
First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom (in red)
Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion. "Alright, everyone ..... let's line up for the picture. Let's see ..... hmmm, where shall we .... oh, yes! Perfect! No, no, don't worry about putting out your cigarette! Everyone, please move quickly! Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!"
(DON'T FORGET TO NOTICE HOW DUDE IS THE ONLY ONE WEARING SOME DIRTY ASS SNEAKERS!)
Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride
Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but I think this group does it. Sassy, I tell you, just sassy.
Last, the cute couple
Those Wal-Mart slides really enhance her cankles.
Note how their "outdoor backdrop" is a clearing probably behind the All-Sups where the weeds actually got mowed just for this occasion.
What's she showing us here? A severe case of knee gout?? Apparently, whatever it is has her husband in more of a stupor than usual.
"You SO crazy, honey ....."
"Here baby, let me help you up here ....."
(THIS ONE IS THE BEST! 100 PERCENT!)
He's apparently reaching for something and having trouble locating it. A forklift might help raise any blockage.
I guess this just proves that there is someone for everyone in this world!
I can only imagine what their baby will look like!
Last edited by Jen; 07-26-2006 at 12:25 PM.
Reason: I wanted to make sure you got the FULL effect. ;)
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07-26-2006, 12:58 PM
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07-26-2006, 01:00 PM
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#4 | | Ich bin im Elend
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| Makes ya wanna puke. 
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07-26-2006, 01:32 PM
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#5 | | Hellboy's Stunt Double
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| Reminds me of rednecks from high school. The ones that got married two months after graduation and then got divorced a year later after 2+ kids.
This is so appropriate:
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07-26-2006, 01:52 PM
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#6 | | Wanna see my itinerary?
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| And that right there is what is wrong with our country
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07-26-2006, 02:19 PM
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#7 | | Chaos Simplifier
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Originally Posted by Gizmo And that right there is what is wrong with our country | making fun of people? | |
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07-26-2006, 02:49 PM
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#8 | | Hellboy's Stunt Double
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Originally Posted by Arch making fun of people? | Ugly people fornicating?
I'm not sure what he means...
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07-26-2006, 03:08 PM
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#9 | | Lounge Rat
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| All I can think of when I saw this is Jerry Springer...
Ugh, everytime I see this, I shudder in disgust... | |
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07-26-2006, 04:05 PM
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#10 | | Wanna see my itinerary?
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Originally Posted by tallok Ugly people fornicating?
I'm not sure what he means... | yup the ugly people fornicating is what I mean
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07-26-2006, 04:41 PM
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| i'm going to make up that the colors and garage are from a fire dept | |
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07-26-2006, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by sickmint79 i'm going to make up that the colors and garage are from a fire dept | I concur.
It reminds me of one of my ex's ... his ex-fiancee got married in some bunk little town in IL. They had their reception at the fire department. No A/C! But at least they let us drink when we were underage! 
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07-26-2006, 05:27 PM
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#13 | | kein Dummkopf
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Originally Posted by sickmint79 i'm going to make up that the colors and garage are from a fire dept | that's what it looks like to me as well. it's funny, but not that weird 
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07-26-2006, 05:46 PM
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#14 | | WTFLobsterz
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| lol sick!  | |
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07-26-2006, 07:04 PM
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#15 | | Wait...that thing is AWD?
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| Poor guy. He doesn't realize he's about to get raped by a Manimal. | |
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07-26-2006, 11:51 PM
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#16 | | BAM! Herpes
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| Hey, big people need love too... haha. | |
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#17 | | Registered User
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| Think about the poor kids if they decide to procreate | |
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11-19-2007, 10:36 PM
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| They look happy. I can't hate on happiness.
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11-20-2007, 12:17 AM
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#19 | | BAM! Herpes
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Originally Posted by dkmiller73  Think about the poor kids if they decide to procreate | What the hell made you go all the way back to this thread and use it for your first post? Haha... | |
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